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MEET THE CREW
About: "THE CREW"
About: "THE CREW"
About: "THE CREW"
MEL BLOSSOM
About: "THE CREW"
About: "THE CREW"
"MAMACITA"
"MAMACITA"
"MAMACITA"
"FRANK"
"MAMACITA"
"MAMACITA"
HOW THE CREW BECAME "THE CREW"
¡Hola!
I'm Mel Blossom, and this is my awesome family, “The Crew”:
Mamacita and Frank!
We first crossed paths in July of 2022, underneath a subway in Mexico City.
No, I wasn't wandering the streets and found these two as some poor, toothless, and unhoused adventurers, but they were toothless when I adopted them!
So, kindly, please stop asking me if they're thirsty! Mamacita and Frank are always properly hydrated and in tip-top shape to ensure all our “Guest Crew Members” are well cared for and having a blast!
The subway meeting spot? Just a 'convenient' location for their last family—convenient if you enjoy a thrilling scavenger hunt in the maze of insanity that is Mexico City's transit system! But hey, every twist and turn was totally worth it to meet these “Love Lights”!
You might wonder why anyone would part with two puppy diamonds. Their old pack faced tough times and couldn’t take these two Lion Hearts with them. Saying goodbye wasn’t easy for Mamacita, Frank, or their old pack.
But fear not! With time and love, we’ve become a tight-knit crew—more like a wild pack of cuddle connoisseurs! Their old pack rests easy knowing they’re loved beyond words and have leveled up to the professional pit crew of “The Dog Tank!”
Their backstory is what makes this job extra special for Mamacita and Frank!
Mamacita and Frank are passionate about reuniting pet parents with their Fur Angels, delivering luxury travel experiences that make frequent flyer miles jealous! They believe that family should stick together, even if it means dropping some serious kibble and pulling an all-nighter in a pet-friendly five-star hotel.
And they have an extra soft spot for our Guest Crew Members who are going through the rehoming shuffle. They dive right into giving uplifting “TED talks” to our downtrodden passengers, reassuring them that they’re on a first-class flight from trauma to tranquility, with a layover in Happyville!
Soon, they’ll arrive at loving forever homes where they’ll be adored like the furry royalty they truly are. Who knew rehoming could come with a complimentary pep talk and a side of tail wags?
MEL BLOSSOM: a.k.a "Tank Girl" "La CHINGONA"
As a seasoned pet lover and pro pet transport specialist, I’ve spent more years perfecting the art of stress-free travel with my fur babies than most people spend trying to find matching socks!
I don’t like to brag, but I did pen the groundbreaking masterpiece, “How to Keep Your Pets Happier Than a Chihuahua in a Hot Dog Factory.” Honestly, I can’t really brag about it since it sold about as well as my screen door-on-a-submarine idea!
The book was great, but what I learned from it was: never leave the marketing to the cat! They shred the money and use it as a nest to sleep on the books!
So after my writing career crashed like a squirrel on a skateboard, I decided to "switch the script!"
I traded the keyboard for the open road—because as Sammy Davis Jr. said, “I Gotta Be Me,” and I’m a badass, puppy-loving thrill-seeker who would rather tackle wild, pothole-riddled roads leading to real-life cliffhangers than lounge in my pajamas, lost in a virtual reality where plot twists never touch real-life grass!
I like to think of myself as a doggie security guard, chauffeur, and nanny—think Punjab from Annie meets June Cleaver, but with a lot more slobber!
Book tours end, but my paw-some adventures are non-stop, and I’m happier than a dog with infinite tennis balls! Now I cruise the U.S. and Mexico like a furry warrior, armed with treats, toys, and a playlist that turns every ride into a fiesta!
I treat pets like royalty because, well, they’ll remind me they’re in charge by peeing on my bed if I don’t!
I only work with pet parents who share my values of compassion and kindness for their furry family members—if you aren’t throwing your pup a birthday party with custom cakes and a pet psychic, we might not be a match!
But if you want a transport service that adores your fur angel as much as you do, you’ve hit the jackpot! I barrel through traffic in the U.S. and Mexico like I’m on a Secret Service mission guarding the President, efficiently dodging chaos with military precision and showering your pup with more love than a dog park full of tennis balls the whole way!
Hop on board, and let’s make your pet’s travel plans as legendary as a cat meme going viral! 🎉🐾
MAMACITA: "La Gritona"
Meet Mamacita, Our Fearless Second-in-Command!
Mamacita may be 14 years young, but don't let her age fool you - this spunky senior has the energy and sass of a puppy!
We affectionately call her "La Gritona" (The Loud One) because she's always on high alert, barking at anyone who dares to approach "The Dog Tank" without clearance.
She's the ultimate protector of our Crew, and if someone doesn't heed her warning, she's not afraid to give their shoe a little "nip" to remind them who's boss. Let's keep it on the down low that she's all bark and literally no bite - it's funnier that way.
FRANK:"Mini Scooby Doo"
Introducing our expert in keeping it fun: Frank, the Party Navigator.
Frank, our 12-year-old, is affectionately known as both the "Cool Man" and "Mini Scooby Doo" among us.
Despite any road condition, Franks maintains a calm and collected demeanor.
He takes cues from the guest crew members on their emotions. Whether they need a companion or prefer to be alone, he adjusts accordingly.
Frank is quite the "K-9 ladies man." While we never have any complaints about his work quality, we do occasionally need to remind him that it's time to focus on work and stop flirting with the lovely lady dogs we come across during our travels. We'll call him over with a friendly reminder of "It's work time, Player!"